Let me start with a rant by saying; ‘The youth is wasted on the young!’ In ‘my day’ we respected our elders, proudly wore knitted jerseys our grandmothers made, played in sandpits in the rain and were happy for the ‘weed-eater’ engine that graced our 125cc road bikes - how times have changed! I mean, in ‘my day’ the Mutant Ninja Turtles were cute and fought for justice as mere cartoon dudes but I’ve just watched the new Ninja Turtles movie with my son and let me say WTF! The realism, detail and the Michael Bay lens flare fest was an assault to the eyes. If I were still young, which I am (big lie - Bill), I would have wet my pants numerous times (big-girlie Mike – Bill).
Are you one of those many people that have trouble meeting other folk? There can be a multitude of reasons for this depressing trait – only have three bad teeth, breath of a dinosaur, body that looks like an octopus wearing Speedos, more aggressive than a chimpanzee coming off heroin, riddled with a foul and uncontrollable disease, as miserable as a back-pack bomber without a back-pack, and the list goes on.
The Indian Chieftain makes a statement even while just parked; It's big, it’s brash, it’s American and there is absolutely nothing discreet about it. It's a status symbol and proud of it.
OK, so this is the first two-stroke motocross bike we’ve tested on ‘Billy’s Bikes’ and we’ve skipped the rest and gone straight to the best, perhaps? It’s lighter, quicker and cheaper to run than their big booming expensive four-strokes that have dominated the motocross tracks for almost a decade. So why has KTM thrown money at the development of this bike when everyone is buying into four-strokes then, what were they thinking?
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